Support

Many corporations have expressed and continue to express their wish to donate financially to me. Like my decision to have unprotected sex with Indonesian sex slaves during a tour of duty in Jakarta, this is something I have had to think long and hard about. While I would never demand or ask for cash, I do expect you to do something immoral in my honor. So in order to satisfy this requirement,  I have come up with the following:

WOUNDED PUSSIES PROJECT

Real men die in battle. By donating to Wounded Warriors, you not only support cybercrimes committed by the Jester, you shamelessly propagate defeatism. If a soldier comes home missing a leg, send his ass back out to go find one. Don’t prop him up on some socialist handout like a niggerbaby on welfare. The Jester believes our soldiers are “nigger babies on welfare,” and treats them like children. Well, sort of. He doesn’t invite them over to play “Oops I spilled a drink down your shorts so let me help you dry off.”

ALTERNATIVELY

If you still want to donate to myself I have set up a safe way for this to happen using BitCoin – Bitcoin is a P2P ‘Digital Crypto-Currency’ – it enables you to anonymously transfer cash. This level of anonymity is good for you and good for me, I don’t know who you are and you don’t know the virulent slime that I am. You will need to download the Bitcoin software and purchase some BitCoins (BTC) at the current market exchange rate from the official BitCoin Exchange here – once you have done that you can transfer them directly to my secure BitCoin Wallet Address below, BitCoin support will be used to pay for operational costs and development. But I stress – I have made it relatively difficult to donate to me purposely, I understand there’s some that require the option, however – please see above before you BitCoin me. Thanks.

My Secure BitCoin Address: 18zJouAQAMzX5sJygZ4M2QV7yb8FzxSbdq

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT CHUMPS

BitCoin support will be used to pay for “operational costs” [ Chronicle.SU’s favorite drugs. ]

Comments
  1. YouSuck says:

    You are a fucking idiot.

    • mistanigga says:

      HAHA WOUNDED WARRIORS GET ASSRAPED FOR BEING STUPID FAG BROS WHO HAD NO SENSE OF ETHICS SO THEY WENT TO GO KILL LITTLE AFGHAN KIDS FROM THEIR AEROPLANES AND DEN THEY GOT ALL RETARDED FROM GLORIOUS IED AND WANTED SYMPATHY WAHH WAHH HAHAHA JESTERFAG OWNED

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